People do it. I do it. I get that people are dense, but when they ask questions like “so what brings you to this site and to my page?” They make me regret messaging them. I mean really? I’m on this site looking for my next murder victim. I’m looking at you specifically because you [...]
Eff Paps!
Got a call from the docs office. Again. Pap made it safely to the lab.. no Aids. No anything else. But yet my test came back abnormal…. ABNORMAL?! HPV apparently showed up. She says it’s nothing to worry about, but they want me to go see a gynie anyway, just to have everything checked out [...]
Paps for everyone!
Went to the doctor on Friday for my yearly… New hot PA… God was he hot… He got the weight and height despite me telling him that at 27, I am not growing taller anymore. Breast exam done, doc said she liked the nipple piercings. That they had healed well. Liked the newest tattoo too. [...]
Happy New Year
The 1st 3 hours of this year sucked. Hopefully that isn’t a preview for the months to come…. Hope all you out in internetland have a great year
I coulda told you that
Cost me 3 hours, $38, and my sanity to realize a part of me loves him. Shit
It’s confirmed
I’m an emotional mess.
GrrArgHrmph
There are all these thoughts running through my head that i can’t seem to put into catagories.. I hate it when this happens. but for the time being, i’m back to updating here. (you know you missed me)
Happy Saturday
Hope all of you out there are having a great Valentines Day!!
I’m still alive…. and I got the creepiest e-mail the other day from a complete stranger
Subject: I feel you are so very lovely!!!! I have never seen a more beautiful, nor more exciting woman than you. Yes, I know that I am not your prince in shining armor, and I am not the frog you are looking to kiss, but rather the toad sitting along the way watching all the [...]
I can’t believe I forgot
EvilEx has a BABY!! He sent me a picture of the thing. Mom, DQ, and I agreed that it looks like a deformed tadpole. Guess it’s a good thing that we never had one. Now I understand why his mom warned me against anything with him.
oh my lord
That was the longest two mins of my life! I hate stress
Wimp
The worst sound in the world is a baby crying. In pain none the less… The snake hasn’t eaten in months…. like… June? So i went to the store n’ got her a baby rat.. I was okay with it until he showed it to me. Then I got iffy… put it in my car [...]
Blockades
In order to increase your Discover card limit, you need to have had the card 6 months. Ok. Fine. But what happens if you have a pending payment for oh say….. $700 and have about $200 worth of charges and only a $1000 limit? That leaves you with roughly $100 until the payment goes through. [...]
It’s Always the Same
In the end, the girl with the heart on her sleeve, the one eager to please and happy to help, the innocent one who doesn’t realize when she’s being taken advantage of, the girl who would stick up for you regardless of anything, is the same one who is easily influenced, who people take advantage [...]
Shopping
I am now like…. officially broke. Christmas is running me dry, but it’s such a blast to do. This is why I have a job. This is why I do things I don’t want to. In the end it all comes down to money. And all the money just seems to vanish when Christmas comes [...]
suggestive e-mails
My e-mail keeps getting things telling me that I need to enlarge my penis to please my lover. Personally, I think I need a penis first in order for that to happen… Maybe I should fwd them to some of the guys I know…
Didn’t you know?
Just because I’m shopping alone does not give you permission to hit on me. It really doesn’t give you permission to ask for my number with a pen and paper ready. Damn right I was nice. Damn right I gave you the wrong number. It serves you right. I needed to pick up a few [...]
tough shit
I had a really crappy birthday tomorrow I meet with a realtor and look at more places. After I’m done with her, I meet with a mortgage lender to see how much I can get. Mom said she’d cosign for me. Aww I am getting out of here
Thank you Doctor
I just paid $50 for drugs that i’m going to be using for SIX days. Drugs that, as i’m reading the instructions n’ what nots, they tell me that I am not pregnant. Well duh. I could tell you that…. $50 to tell me something that i already knew…. Which makes this entire experience worth [...]
Movie Quote
Garth: Why won’t you ever let anyone inside? Violet: Because these moments, as beautiful as they are, are evil when they’re gone.
Broken Eggs
So the highlight of my day was not coming home to him still hanging out in my bed, it was going back to work and there being a PB&J sandwich waiting for me for lunch. I mean yeah, it was nice to come home and be able to just lay in bed w/ him and [...]
Light my fire
New cell phone means I get to clean the old one out and only keep people who I still talk to. Downfall…. I now need all new ring tones My final charge leaves home tomorrow afternoon…. I’m quite sad about this… But I cannot keep her. I wish I could, but I can’t… I meet [...]
It’s just sleeping
Being tested at a doctors office is the most unsexual thing that was ever created. Even when it’s a male doctor… I’m still not ready to update here…. But just know this; it’s really lonely sitting in your bed, holding yourself, and crying your heart out because someone was too stupid to realize that…. well…. [...]
Come out come out wherever you are
So instead of updating, I’d rather sit here and fill out a survey on Myspace. Not that I don’t have updates to post. I do. But I’m not sure I’m okay with the idea that you can read the thoughts inside my head, but I can’t read yours… So post a comment. Leave a [...]
